#hear me out I’m just being real

[lavenderbang]

I swear, my brain looks like:

Chan Chan Chan Chan Chan Bang Chan Christopher Bang Mr Bang Chan Channie Chan CHAN CHANNNN omg Bin? Seo Changbin?? The most precious man on earth Changbin!! Binnie !!! Oh but Minho… Jisung…. Minsung omg I love them- also Hyun. And! And! Seungmin too!! 148 frfr WAIT ALSO JEONGIN HELLO??????

<Felix3 lixie~

…

C H A N M Y B E L O V E D bangchanbangchanbangchanbangchanbangchanbangchanbangchanbang-

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3

good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.

[royaltea000]

[jttw oc] cursed to be an obligate carnivore, ate his entire family one particularly bad winter

[icanmakeusbothworse]

Also. Y’all. The way that loki finally confronted how he doesn’t want to be alone? And then learned how to control an uncontrollable and painful thing by realizing he needs the people he loves and cares about??? The silly little chaos god is soft and so am I let them be happy

[nbmudkip]

rehyperfixating on a children’s game that came out in 2015, is one of the least popular entries in its series, and has minimal content, the vast majority of which i’ve seen before. the series has been dead for nearly 10 years, nothing has happened recently that would warrant anyone’s returning interest in it, very few of my friends give a shit about this specific game, and those few who played and liked it in the past have no reason to give a shit about it at all right now. i have been coasting through on a playthrough i’ve been doing with a friend who’d never seen the game before and who was kind enough to let me show it to them, but we just beat the game, and after we play the epilogue we will have nothing left to do, and on top of that they really have just been humoring me as they have their own very strong current hyperfixation they would much rather be thinking about. also i am depressed enough right now that literally nothing else except for waiting to play this game with them and playing this game with them and watching them enjoy it at least a little has been able to briefly quiet the constant cacophony in my head screaming how much of a worthless, lazy, constantly-failing miserable excuse for a living person i am and how much better everything would be, especially for myself, if i stopped existing lately. would anyone like to volunteer to 🔨💥⚒️Kill Me With Hammers🔨💥⚒️ because i would really like for someone to 🔨💥⚒️Kill Me With Hammers🔨💥⚒️ right now

[jitteryjive]

i need to remake my cup bros ref… both cup and human designs… it’s been almost a year(?) and i’ve developed the headcanons and i would like to share with the class!!! (i wrote thirty tags. Please help me)

[sadaveniren]

Hi Sada! I saw your nasty anon and I thought i’d balance the hate with some love: you’re my favorite blog on Tumblr! I always look to see if you posted and I love reading your thoughts on things! Lots of love xx

🫶🏻 thank you so much!!!! I’m glad to know I entertain the majority of you!! I’m just here for a laugh and to enjoy myself and if other people like it all the better 🥰

[kennysaysthings]

What if Dennis tracks down where Mac’s boyfriend lives and shows up at his apartment, doing squats outside said building preparing for some type of fight. Not necessarily jealous but tired of hearing about this guy.

[itspileofgoodthings]

like. Nina listens to Taylor, moderately keeps up with the front-facing aspects of her life, enjoys her quality, has her minor critiques, recognizes her place in the current culture, can set her down and do other things when she wants to, and most importantly knows who Taylor is through her art.

[deeplyridiculouslyinlove]

Just casually thinking about how much of a tell it is when Tom says “Siobhan” versus when he says “Shiv” and how he switches from “You don’t like to fail a test, do you Siobhan” to “Honest to God I don’t know, Shiv” in their phone call in the finale, and that’s how you know he isn’t fucking with her, he honest to god truly doesn’t know if he wants to try.

And that’s where we leave them.

[pollyannawog]

I am this 🤏 close to disabling asks and replies on this blog btw

[mars-ipan]

i think part of why i love tsp is i love horror but hate threats

[satansleftnutcheek]

Think my favorite thing about going on drives with my dad is the comments he’ll make about the music I play for us. So far he’s said that:

“[Alpharad] sounds like he cries into his cereal every morning”

“[Ado] sounds like Asian Beyoncé”

He compared Lovejoy to a band he likes. I have since forgotten the name of this band, but I think this is the best comment any band/singer can get from him

The only comment James Marriott received was “He doesn’t open letters 🥸🎉” but he was messing with me that morning so I don’t know if that one counts

[princeofyorkshire]

me to my mom 4 years ago: i’m bisexual

my mom today: so you still don’t know if you like boys or girls?

[floral-hex]

Can’t tell if I’m so anxious because of drug withdrawal or it’s just because I have a bad brain 😓

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

A Tale of Seashells & Shenanigans

YA fantasy

follows a grumpy 19yo who works in the fantasy thriftstore

when a girl tells them she accidentally donated her selkie sealskin on their watch, they have to go on a quest with her across the sea to the other store the donations were sent to against their will

but things quickly go wrong and they get stranded on a desert island, and they have to survive by busking, and hitchhike with some pirates to make their way there, and their frustration eventually grows into attachment

nonbinary ace disabled (cane user) MC, aroace ‘love interest’, QPR-ish